> Get an angry call from a woman.
> She says the copier has been broken for days.
> I've been ignoring her emails all week because I've been playing Minecraft on my Nintendo Switch.
> (I didn't.)
> I sneak my way over to her office.
> The plan is to impersonate the Xerox guy I told her I called because she only knows my voice; she > doesn't have a clue what I look like.
> As I'm walking in, someone else from her office catches me.
> "Hey Xerox guy!" he says.
> I don't lie, I just say "I'm here to fix the copier."
> I honestly think the thing is going to be completely screwed. I'm going to get caught and chewed out for waiting so long.
> I walk behind the machine to see that it is unplugged.
> I plug the copier in.
> The office becomes very excited.
> I get a call from the lady apologizing for being harsh and she blames the Xerox guy for being late.
All according to plan
