I bought my first cigar shortly after I turned 18. A friend and I zipped to a local cigar shop after school, and purchased two sub-three dollar cigars. We left the shop in a mild fit of anger, on account of not being carded.
We enjoyed the ciggies two days later at the arboretum, a smoke-free facility. Since the day was a cold Novemberboi, we were freezing our tits off, but couldn't rip fatties in our cars. Therefore, we ventured deep into the interior. First, we set up camp on a bench, but it was too close to the path, so we went even deeper. We rambled into the woodland trails, and sat down on a long log. A Californiaboi & a Georgia lad were also in attendance, but did not partake, since they were not of age at the time.
I enjoyed mine with a cup of McD's black coffee. Went to our gay-arse school, and felt like real "g"s. Stupid and [removed for the sake of modernity].
This is a cringey snapshot into the graduated process of adolescence among the suburban youth.
W̨͙͖̑͛̏ͪ͑ͫ̄e̞͓̺͓̩͉̪̓ͤ̂ͭ ͍̦̠͗ͥ̓ͦm̳̉̿̅ͮ̑u͇̳͚ͬ͐̽ͬͧ̈́̋sͨ͋ͤͩ̿ͤ͟t̆̔̽͊̑͟ ̞̟̹̰͎̋ͫͭͣ̌̿ͤḅ̌͐͐̾ͮ̃̊́r̡̥̹̯͙̃̃͌ͤͅḙ̍̆̈́ͩ̏͡a̧̤̤̣̠̤͎̎ͫk̏ͤ͗̆ͬ̓ ͈̭̺̙̠͈̋͋̉t̝̠̗͖̬̩͌̀̕h͈͓̮͙̱͈̣̕r̐̇͏̮̭̱o͉̫̺̪̩͓̎̉ͤ̈́͊́ũ̂̊ġ̪̖̹̮͔̈́ͬh̠͚ͧͥ̓͑ͤ̏́ ̖͔̽ͬa̭̤̗̯̽ͣl̛̲͉͌l̴͚̖͍̬̖͇͚ͦ ̂̇͐͂ͣ̐̈́͏̪͚p̩͈͖͉̰̀̄͋ͫ̃͜l̾̉̂ͨ̄ǎ̖̘͉̫͖̖̥͌̋͒̅͗n̠̤̳ͬ͞ẻš̺ͩ̎̈ ̮̬̞̽̀͜o̪̜͇̮ͭ̃̓̆͛͋̕f̢̰̜̞̭̗ͭ̾͆̒̏̃ ͚̝̋ͦ̿ͦ̅̍i͙̻̠̠̅ͤͩ͛͢ͅr̤͉̗͓̼̋ͩ̅̽̕o͔͍̫̫͗͑ͨ̂͊̀ͅņ͕̰̰̗̦̜̾ͭ͌̆y̙̻ͦ̐ͥ
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