I was getting out of my car at the gas station to buy a can of Monster for 3.50 and cheetos flamin' hot for 2.29 when I put on my mask and it felt really itchy. There was a man standing outside the gas station who said "HAVE TO WEAR A MASK." I looked him in the eyes while wearing my mask to confirm that I was wearing a mask. While I was in the store my phone started ringing. Three "notifications" of news for the Bill Gates foundation, Wal-Mart and Hannah Montana announcing a special movie TV show revival. Then my phone started ringing and it was the extended warranty on my car. The cashier asked me if I wanted to use the store loyalty card and I said no. On the way home a car tried to crash into my back bumper maintaining a distance of three feet behind me because I wasn't going fast enough. Then I saw a notification on Facebook saying state now orders all people going out to the store or public gatherings to wear a mask. After that I thought about going to Taco Bell to try the one dollar nachos deal and a Baja Blast.

     This is something new. What this will show you is that social media and influencers have created a new language and a new common speech pattern where you can only sound like you are talking in a way that's pleasing to hear by talking about advertisements. It sounds complicated but it's not crazy. You have to stop and think about it and wrap your head around it. Our flow, structure and presentation of language has actually evolved to accomodate learned buzzwords and patterns from advertisements that are repeated over and over like Dominos 5 5 5 three pizzas for five deal or Ba Da Ba Ba Ba McDonald's I'm lovin' it. If the speech patterns learned from the repetition of advertisements are there but the buzzwords that are supposed to go along with it are absent it creates mental dissonance. This is a serious problem and a big revelation I never noticed before and I am not sure how to respond to this.
You have to have the buzzwords and the repetitive speech patterns together or it doesn't work. THE STRUCTURE OF OUR LEARNED COMMUNITY LANGUAGE ITSELF BUILDS INTERNAL ANTICIPATION FOR ADVERTISING BUZZWORDS TO APPEAR SO ANY SPEECH WITHOUT ADVERTISEMENT BUZZWORDS INCLUDED IS PERCEIVED AS ANNOYING. If you use catchy repetitive speech patterns without advertising it is seen as annoying. Yes, advertisers and social media have actually mind controlled and modeled our verbal speaking processes so effectively that now you have to be speaking from the position of an advertiser in a company to be perceived as an alpha.

     There is a loophole here that if you can put yourself in the position of the advertiser and the business owner it is like wearing a police or military officer's uniform. It is an optical illusion. We think that "normal" people don't talk like advertisers in commercials because they don't have products to advertise. It is actually an unconscious division of alpha male leader roles and slave roles. It seems that by putting yourself in the imaginary role of a business owner or advertiser you could automatically gain the perceived authority that comes with it like wearing a police officer's uniform. This could be why the most popular novel in recent history was 50 Shades of Gray, people have shamelessly abandoned language as a tool for exploring logic and the senses and they use it to identify who is the "tribe leader" based on their role and their speech patterns. The popularity of "50 Shades" isn't based on the content and the message of the book it is about the explosive aggression and authority that people feel when they see the "correct social uniform" of a psychological leader role expressed as the related personality traits that come with it. Basically, the book operates as an instruction manual for identifying alpha males and not an actual story, peoples' attention spans are already too tired from listening to advertisements to enjoy a deep and rich story with complicated explanations.

     The problem is, we are stuck between a rock and a hard place. We can't compete with the rhetoric of advertisers. Without owning a company or a product our position is too boring. We can't convince everyone to start talking like it's the 18th century again and can't talk about the products that the media does because they are trademarked. We can't invent our own fake product names and talk about them because it would be instantly recognized as another category without the instant brand recognition of names like Nicholas Cage and Chic-Fil-A. The name recognition of these big brands is crucial to the flow of the public dialogue and the dialogue doesn't operate correctly unless it constantly mentions brands that already have seven figure dollar amount related big name recognition like Star Wars or Pizza Hut.

     I think that the value of the speaker is decided by how many buzzwords like "Apps" "Netflix" "Instagram" and "Olive Garden" they use constantly in every sentence and paragraph. This evolved into CEOs like Zuckerburg mixing household buzz words like "McDonalds" with new invented ones like "Algorithms" and "Connecting people".

     If only I could enable a special code that allows me to use the logos of companies like Taco Bell and IHOP as punctuation marks. We have been going the wrong way. We shouldn't be blocking advertisements we should be the ones repeating them and announcing them ourselves to gain a perception of authority as the speaker of the advertisements.

     I was rewarded for posting this because the "algorithm" rewards us for making posts that are like advertisements and structures the board so that instant appeal posts mentioning big money brand names like Sephora or Kobe Bryant stay bumped to the top. I'm not allowed to actually publish a book about this stuff because these people's names are trademarked and protected from being distributed unless it's as a temporary post on an obscure message board that will be permanently deleted and ignored three days after it's posted, advertisers are very territorial and strict about keeping us from having a voice in the market they control.
Our entire life is an advertisement. We're the McDonald's and Wal-Mart kids. In school growing up they handed out coupons for us to get free breadsticks at Papa John's and took us on a field trip to see the kitchen at Little Caesar's. School food and grocery store bought food is engineered to be shitty on purpose so that we learn as kids to crave and eat fast food like it is the blood of the messiah. Advertisers want us to betray our families and traditions and serve only our animal hunger and need for constant reassurance. Our entire purpose from birth was to be the audience of Satanist fueled advertisements and to be consumers whose only purpose is to make other people become more rich and powerful than us.

     If you're talking to an average stupid person mentioning McDonalds or Pizza Hut is like pressing a button that automatically deactivates them. They are so used to surrendering their autonomy to these brands they will automatically do it if they are confronted by an average person mentioning the same brand names. We don't actually have control over our habits and brain pathways we have been tricked into giving up control to social media and advertisement business strategies.